hab grad vom meiner Mom einen super putzigen Witz in Englisch bekommen, will ich auch nicht vorenthalten
Son-in-law
A woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, the mother asked:
"What in the world are you doing?"
The daughter replied:
"Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, still living at home, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. So, please, go away and leave me alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her mechanical aid.
To his query as to what this was all about, he got the same answer as his wife did the previous day:
"Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, still living at home, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. So, please, go away and leave me alone."
A few days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, and, as she placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, she heard the same buzzing noise coming, this time of all places, from the family room. She hurried to that area and saw her husband sitting on the couch, staring at the TV. The vibrator was lying next to him on the couch, buzzing away like crazy.
Shocked, the wife asked:
"What the hell are you doing..........??????"
The husband replied:
"Shut up, woman, and don’t disturb us. I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."
Ich will Frühling!! 
Aber heute Mittag schien zum Glück schon wieder die Sonne!
Ich rege mich auch ständig darüber auf, aber bringt ja nichts! 
Bea, dein Beispiel mit Aldi, das fällt mir auch immer extrem auf, damals hatte man echt für 50 DM den Wagen rappelvoll, und jetzt...
